Let's go that way!

Everyone, me inclusive, has incessantly wondered where this country is going. What with reservations, moral policing, religious intolerance and the likes. I've always wondered where my life's going to, but that question will remain unanswered for good. Back to the country. Well, now you can stop wondering, because we have an answer! Downhill!

Once that is clarified, each one of us can now decide what we want to do. For instance, I now know that there is no point in pursuing engineering and am giving serious thought to joining the Sambhaji gang, the VHP, and possibly the ABVP. My life is getting highly frustrating and the simplest way to vent it out is some good old smashing!

Every now and then, I feel like hitting someone, breaking something. Sadly, that is not under the purview of legal things to do, UNLESS I can give a well justified reason for it. Example, a heart shaped card being sold in the nearby Archies store around February. It is clearly ruining my culture, unduly influencing Indian youth and pushing further our sell out to the West. I take umbrage, and as a dedicated citizen of this country, I have the right to smash the shop windows, burn the cards, and break the bones of the shop attendants. C'mon guys! Do you think I want to do all this because I'll enjoy this? Has any political party ever gone on a rampage because they LIKED to?

Nope, not at all. But the constitution does give me the Freedom of Expression. And once I'm in a mob, I can choose to express it anyway I wish to. Like the other day when I saw a guy walking in the mall holding hands with his girlfriend. That insults me, because I don't have a girlfriend whose hands I can hold and walk in the mall. It offends me and see it fitting that I haul up the guy for being indecent, bash him up soundly and hand him over to the cops.

I say our society is on the right path. We have finally woken up. The next logical steps are to ban all forms of Western clothing, revive Sanskrit by enforcing anti-English legislation and remove all foreign influences on our youth, most of all television and the Internet. And while we are at it, let us ensure that copulation is carried out with closed eyes, ears and mouths and performed only because it must be for the propagation of the species.

Now what the hell are you reading this for, do you want something broken Indian culture hater?